Movie Review: The Last Airbender
Friday, August 6, 2010 at 8:47PM 
Yeah, more like the last Air-FARTER! Right, folks?!Let me start off by saying, this is the worst movie I have ever seen. You don't even have to read the rest of this blog. Do not see it. It's that simple. The rest of what I am about to write is incoherent venting about how bad this movie is.
There is a list of movies that I think are the worst movies ever. A few of these movies are (in no particular order):
Soul Plane
Boxing Helena
Guns
He-Man
Semi-Pro
Legion
Transformers (both of them)
The Last Airbender is worse than all of these, already horrid, films. The reason why is because it is not even funny how bad this movie is. Let me explain.
Boxing Helena and Guns are so bad they're funny. (NOTE: I even think Guns is SUPPOSED to be really shitty.) Although these movies are detestable in every way, they are VERY enjoyable to watch. He-Man has the same affect.
Semi-Pro, Legion, and both Transformers movies are bad movies that were supposed to be good. They have good actors, good directors, sufficient budgets, but somehow, very bad movies. Watching these films is like paying $12 to watch someone take a shit.
The Last Airbender is such a bad movie I was enraged. It was the type of rage that makes you want to be angry. You don't want your friends to calm you down and quell your fury. You want to meet M. Night Shimalamalamalamb in the street and rob him of his wares.
I'm not going to get into reasons why the movie is bad because whatever you can assume would make a movie bad, actually happened in The Last Airbender. I decided it would be a terrible movie 2 minutes into it and I'm not exaggerating about that.
Don't bother.
Reader Comments (7)
You know what's screwed up!? I came up to NY the weekend this crappy movie came out, and I got ditched because this movie was more important to see on opening night than hanging out with me! So, I question my friendship now.
Your friend is probably too ashamed to tell you that they made a mistake.
...because they most certainly did.
I told him yesterday that he ditched me for the most epic movie fail ever. He responded:
" I have ways of dealing with people who bash my fav movies"
I am considering ending this friendship *head nod of shame*
You don't want to be friends with the type of person who enjoys watching movies like The Last Airbender. These are the same Communist sons of bitches who kick puppies and drink kitten tears.
No, not kitty tears and puppy kicking!!
Btw Mr. Ledbetter, I was wondering if you could find the time to critique my work from time to time? I'm a little rusty since getting back out there, and would value a real writer's opinion.
Is this an odd request coming from some random person you don't know in real life?!
The only thing odd about it is that I don't consider myself a "real writer"...haha. I'm just blabbing off. I don't have any training and am surely not an expert, so I can't imagine what insight I can offer.
But, whenever I have the time to or if you need me to give an opinion on something specific, I'm sure I can help out!
I know what you mean, I don't consider myself a "real" writer either. Most of my blogs are half complainy and end up being humorous somehow. Everyone keeps telliing me that I need to stop my career path now and BECOME a writer. Not sure how to become a writer though. I write, therefore I am a writer no?
I'm only thinking that since we seem to have a similar style to writing, it would be cool to get an opnion other than the standard nice comment "oh you're funny!" etc etc