This really happened....
I was standing on the stoop in front of my apartment yesterday evening, wearing a white t-shirt and socks with no shoes (don't ask why I wasn't wearing shoes).
A woman passed by, looked me up and down and the following exchange occurred:
WOMAN: You use Tide with Bleach don't you?!
WOMAN: Tide with Bleach. That's what you use, right? Right?!
ME: I do, actually. Well done.
WOMAN: (to the man she was walking with) Mmm Hmmm!
I am sure this is of no concern to you; however, encounters such as this must be documented.