This Just Happened
I was talking with a friend about the most recent Planet of the Apes movie and I asked him if he had ever seen the original movies. The conversation went something like this:
ME: Have you seen the original films. Excluding the other one...the uhhh...you know...the uhhh.
HIM: The Marky Mark version?
ME: Yes, that one.
Just then I erupted in laughter because I hesitated to refer to it as "The Marky Mark" version simply because I know Mark Wahlberg doesn't appreciate being referred to as Marky Mark and I don't want him to get upset and go all Marky Mark on my ass.
Let's face facts. I need to spend a few more days in the gym and freshen up on my 6th Grade Judo training to be able to be so loose-lipped. Wahlberg ain't havin' it.
...not on his watch.