A warning for the new year.
Well, as of today it is 2011 and along with the new year, come new year perks.
My personal favorite is that women lose 10 pounds in the first month of the new year; this due to their new years resolution to get a gym membership and work out every day. The only thing is that men are deceived when the weight comes back in March after 86% of these women break said resolution and stop working out. Men across the country start feeling deceived around March.
I personally don't mind a little weight, but if you're a superficial douche lord and like your girl to look like a Barbie doll, then hold off on commitments until around mid-April.
You're welcome, fellas.