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Movie Review: The Last Airbender

Yeah, more like the last Air-FARTER! Right, folks?!Let me start off by saying, this is the worst movie I have ever seen.  You don't even have to read the rest of this blog.  Do not see it.  It's that simple.  The rest of what I am about to write is incoherent venting about how bad this movie is. 

There is a list of movies that I think are the worst movies ever.  A few of these movies are (in no particular order):

Soul Plane

Boxing Helena

Guns

He-Man

Semi-Pro

Legion

Transformers (both of them)

The Last Airbender is worse than all of these, already horrid, films.  The reason why is because it is not even funny how bad this movie is.  Let me explain.

Boxing Helena and Guns are so bad they're funny.  (NOTE:  I even think Guns is SUPPOSED to be really shitty.)  Although these movies are detestable in every way, they are VERY enjoyable to watch.  He-Man has the same affect.

Semi-Pro, Legion, and both Transformers movies are bad movies that were supposed to be good.  They have good actors, good directors, sufficient budgets, but somehow, very bad movies.  Watching these films is like paying $12 to watch someone take a shit.

The Last Airbender is such a bad movie I was enraged.  It was the type of rage that makes you want to be angry.  You don't want your friends to calm you down and quell your fury.  You want to meet M. Night Shimalamalamalamb in the street and rob him of his wares.

I'm not going to get into reasons why the movie is bad because whatever you can assume would make a movie bad, actually happened in The Last Airbender.  I decided it would be a terrible movie 2 minutes into it and I'm not exaggerating about that.

Don't bother.