So, I was at an event yesterday and a friend snapped this photo of me. Upon viewing this photo you will note that I am standing like a piss wad. If piss wads existed, and had hind legs, and stood on them; and had arms, and put them on their hips (if they had hips), this is how a piss wad would stand. I was in this position for a good 20 minutes.
Someday I'd like to be somebody that people respect and I will accomplish no such thing if I'm going to places and loafing about in this manner.
Get it together, Q.Ledbetter!