I'm glad I'm not kidding about this
An associate of mine is pregnant and has decided to not have a baby shower. Instead, she is having a "Baby Release Party".
I like the idea of having a Baby Release Party instead of a mere baby shower because it sounds like she's releasing an album, or premiering a new brand of liquor. I hope to see my associate before said Baby Release Party just so I have the opportunity to ask, "Yo, when's your baby droppin'?"
If she's really on point she'll reply, "First Quarter."