Face the facts Jack!
A bad habit of mine is to google symptoms of illness whenever I encounter them. Today, I have a slight pressure in the left side of my head. I was sure this was a migrane, but I decided to check out WrongDiagnosis.com anyways. As always, this was a bad idea.
WrongDiagnosis.com led me to links concerning terminal brain tumors, puss build ups, and the need for one of those head scan things. As it turns out, I was just hungry and needed to eat.
A few years ago the glands in my throat swelled up and WrongDiagnosis.com said I may have HIV. It turns out to be due to exposure to mold in my basement mixed with some sinus issues. What I'm saying is: Don't go to WrongDiagnosis.com. It'll just freak you out.
IN OTHER NEWS:
I'll pay any one of you $1,000 to name your son Frodo Baggins.