I'm not good at proving points.
My roommate/best good buddy Mr. Ryan Conner forwarded me a video of a high school freestyle battle. (NOTE: I tried to find the video on YouTube, but I gave up after the first try. Sorry.) One of the contestants had a wayward way about him. He was just "off". I thought he was mentally challenged, but Ryan argued that he was just a bit nuts. He won the argument. Here's how:
Me: Dude, look at this guy. He's clearly mentally challenged.
Ryan: You don't mean fully retarded, right?
Ryan: No way. Look at him. The only thing off about him is the look on his face and the way he's standing. He's just really slow; not retarded.
Me: He's retarded, man. Look at Forrest Gump. He was really slow, but he was fully mentally challenged.
Me: Wait...Forrest Gump didn't really exist, did he?
Ryan: Nope. He didn't.
Me: So I guess the point I'm trying to make doesn't really make much sense, huh?
Me: Alright, you win.