My boxers and me
WEDGIE: Hello Q.Ledbetter!
ME: Oh no! What do you want?!
WEDGIE: I want what I always want...to get up in dat ass.
ME: Well, now is not a good time. Could you come back later.
ME: GET LOST!!!!
WEDGIE: Why don't you make me. No one is around.
WEDGIE: No..wait...let's talk this out...Fool, take your hands offa me!
ME: Oh hi, Office Hot Girl. I didn't even hear you coming around the corner.
OFFICE HOT GIRL: Hello Quincy.
OFFICE HOT GIRL: Okaaaay.