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I just wrote the greatest blog ever and lost it.  My computer froze as I was trying to post it and I couldn't save anything.  I almost cried when it happened.  I'm serious.  This blog was that good.

Since I am not one to allow defeat, I will write a new blog right now.  Please keep in mind that I am still very upset about my last blog being lost, so none of this will make sense and the associating photos may or may not have anything to do with what I'm saying.

Here is a picture of a monkey blowing kisses.

As some of you may know I have a new band.  We are still trying to work out our live show and it's taking a while.  I really want to start doing gigs because that's the only way anyone will become interested in my music.  I really need to grab the bull by the horns and step up as a leader and get things cracking.

I couldn't find a picture of me grabbing a bull by the horns.  Google doesn't even have a picture of me wrestling a bull, which is odd because I wrestle bulls all the time.  This painting of Ben Stiller taming a raging bull will have to suffice.

I got some new guitar pedals.  No more virtual effects for me!  I'm all authentic now (except when I'm not).

What's up with vampires lately?  They're all over the place.  I hear they're even walking around in the daylight.  If that's the case, then no one can be safe anymore.  The Twilight Saga is ruining everything.  It's changing all the rules.

If I were a monster, I'd be a warepanther.  A warepanther is like a werewolf, but instead of changing into a wolf on the full moon, I would change into a panther on the waxing crescent.

Here is a picture of The Beatles singing in a swimming pool.

No one is participating in the Nature of Man iPod Shuffle contest.  All you have to do is promote my single a couple of times and you would win an iPod shuffle.  I went through the steps described in the contest rules and it takes about 25 seconds.  There are Geico commercials that last longer than that, which tells me that my friends and fans would rather watch Geico commercials than promote the single and win an iPod shuffle.  Now I'm depressed.

NOTE:  If you have no idea what I'm talking about, go to my web site,, and check my blog for contest details.  Hardly anyone has participated, so your chances are very good.

I was going to post a picture of Lucy Liu here.  Lucy is my super ultimate crush.  I can't post a picture of her because I could not find a picture that wasn't too sexy.  We have to keep things PG on this blog because my mom reads it.  The photos weren't indecent or anything like that, but I can't have my mom coming to my blog and seeing that I post pictures of incredible looking women.  Don't ask me to explain the reasoning behind this because I probably wouldn't be able to.

Here's a picture of this girl, instead.

 There is a new show on Mtv called Jersey Shore.  It's basically The Real Worldwith 8 stereotypical Italian Americans living on the Jersey Shore.  People who are racist against Italian Americans should not watch this show because it would confirm a few things.  Let me put it like this:  The Black American equivalent to this show would be called Cornbread and it would be 8 Black folks living in a brownstone in Harlem; and one of them would be pregnant.  All of the cast members of Jersey Shore are ultra douche bags and all of them could probably kick my ass, so I would never say that to their face.

Here is a picture of them.

 They all have nicknames.  The guy in the top right corner calls himself "The Situation" and speaks in the third-person.  The gentleman pointing to you in the middle never wears a shirt.....ever.

Enough said.


Okay. Later.

Quincy LedbetterComment