Wolf News Special Report: President could be laid off
The Senate will soon vote on a bill that would outsource the job of President of the United States to India. When asked about this initiative, a bi-partisan committee of political leaders said, "Outsourcing jobs saves money and we need to get out of this national debt! It is, and always has been first priority with this government. The President seems to have forgotten that!"
When asked about the tens of billions of dollars spent each month our military has been in Iraq during the previous administration, the committee members turned into bats and flew back to their headquarters in Transylvania.