Beards and Epic Songs
The name of this blog fits my current situation. I currently have a scruffy beard and I have just gotten done recording the most epic song ever. You should be jealous....of the song, not the beard.
I can never grow an actual beard. I never make it beyond the scruffle stage. I don't know what the issue is. I can't grow a mustache either. Does this make me less of a man. If so, let me know by dialing 1-888-KISSMYBUTT
...that may be too many numbers. I think it is. If so, let me know by dialing, 1-800-KICK-ROCKS
I have absolutely nothing to say right now. I don't even know why I'm wasting your time by putting up this blog post. The truth is for the past couple of days I've done nothing with myself. Recording the song I referenced earlier is the most productive thing I've done in the past 4 days. It is epic, though...my ep is going the be the hottest thing ever. You're going to pee your pants when you hear it.
What if people peed their pants as a reaction to a positive emotion? For example, if you had a thing for someone and instead of getting butterflies in your stomach you just peed your pants. If that were the case, then having a crush on someone would suck. It would suck a lot.
Well, that's it!
Get the free Q.Ledbetter download from last week. It won't make you pee your pants, but happiness is guaranteed.