on second thought....
Forget everything I have jokingly said about Michael Phelps. Let me tell you something: After the Olympics are over this guy is going to be rich and a HIT with the ladies. I know opportunity when I see it.
Phelps, if you're reading this. Lets go into business together. We'll design t-shirts that say, "I AM A PERSONAL FRIEND OF MICHAEL PHELPS." Men will wear them to get attention from ladies (of the simple minded sort) and then THEY will be a hit with the ladies as well.
Call me Mikey. Have your people contact my people. We'll do lunch.
NOTE: I don't really have "people", so just call me directly....or call my dad's house. I might be there visiting on random weekends.