madders of impoe'tent bid'nezz
In my tireless attempts to bring sexy back, I have decided to start working out (again). There have been many times when I have started to workout and I am sure there will be many more. I haven't worked out for a long while and I am due to for a period of vanity and self-assurance.
Also, on the mission to bring back the sexy, I have decided to go into Georgia and speak with the Russian military. Fear not for my safety. I'm in good with those cats.
Further more, this swimmer guy. He is doing a little too well. He is diverting the sexy. He must be stopped. I shall stop him. I will launch a campaign to have him banned from the 'lympics. Sign the petetion. We already have names from some pretty high rollers.
Jessie Jackson himself said that he wanted to cut his manhood off.
PETETION TO HAVE THAT SWIMMER GUY BANNED FROM THE 'LYMPICS FOR KICKING TOO MUCH ASS (please sign below):
2. Al Sharpton
3. Jessie Jackson
4. Donnie Simpson
5. Neil Parmesean
6. France (as a whole)
7. Yo' Mama