whats the plan stan?
What are ya'll doin' for the 4th?!
Last year when I won the Independence Day National Body Building Competition, my life really took off. The publicity was too great, so I think this year I'll only attend as a spectator and special celebrity guest.
ya' know....give someone else a shot at the glory.
Either that or I'm going to go to The Congo and wrestle gorillas. There is an over abundance of primates in The Congo and they're calling on the World's most dignified and special individuals to help fix the situation.
Soooooo....that'll be my 4th of July. What are you guys doing?