tightly based on a true story
I just over heard a bunch of co-workers talking in the break/lunch area. The following is what I heard. This is ironic because I mentioned something about their topic of discussion in a recent post:
GIRL: ....Uggggh! Don't tell me you eat that!
OTHER GIRL: What?
GUY: You mean, KFC?
GIRL: Yeah, you know why they stopped calling it KFC, right?
OTHER GIRL: Why?
GIRL: Because they serve headless and deformed chickens.
OTHER GIRL: Headless?
GIRL: Yeah, they cut off their heads and raise them in some sort of box so they grow bigger.
GUY: A box?
GIRL: Yeah, they like....cut of their heads and raise them in a box.
OTHER GIRL: Thats gross! How do they raise them with their heads cut off?
GIRL: Its 'cause chickens can live without heads.
OTHER GUY: So, what does KFC stand for now?
OTHER GIRL: I think they changed it to "Kitchen Fresh Chicken".
*pause as the girl looks up at CNN, which is showing Hillary Clinton giving a speech*
GIRL: Ugh! I sooo hate Hillary....she such a b-tch!
Let me say this myspace friendos: I did not record this conversation, so you can take its accuracy for whatever you wish. It should be noted, that this JUST happened. I left the break room with ever intent to type this while what was said in the actual conversation was fresh.
What I mean to say is, that I am not exaggerating and you can quote about 98% of that verbatum.
I'm not sure how to spell "verbatum".