My Valentines' Day Blog.
A lot of people are bitter because they don't have Valentines to spend the day with, so they express disdain for the holiday. Its pretty upsetting that the very same people who don't believe in celebrating Valentines' Day are the ones who show it the most attention by saying how much they will not pay attention to it.
Now, don't get me wrong. I'm on your side with this. Valentines' Day is TOTALLY a commercial holiday, but at the same time I don't really care that it is. Sadly, Christmas is at a point now where its a commercial holiday and I don't see any one of you folding your arms and turning your noses in the air for Christmas.
True, you SHOULD already express your affections and love to that someone special, but why not have a day where you make it EXTRA special? It doesn't hurt, does it? No, it doesn't. Don't be one of those pricks who doesn't take your girlfriend or boyfriend out because you're being socially rebellious and not celebrating today with someone you care about.
SALLY: Hello, Veronica! What did you and Thomas do for Valentines' Day?
VERONICA: Nothing. We don't believe in Valentines' Day. Its totally superficial and commercialized. We don't play into that.
SALLY: Veronica, you've just put a damper in my pamper. Way to be a Debbie Downer.
Don't be a 'Veronica' in the scenario. Take the stick out of your ass and do something nice for you lover; and get this...you don't even have to spend money. There is no Valentines' Day rule book that you have to play into the fabled "commercialization" of it all. Just do something special for cryin' out loud.
And if you are like me and don't have a lover or someone extra special to spend the day/night with, then fine. Today is just like any other for us and if you're upset about it, then keep it to yourself. Don't ruin the love vibes for everyone around you.
*This bulletin has been posted by The Doctor for The Q.Ledbetter Association of Awesomeness, in conjucntion with the Q.Ledbetter Bid'ness Team.
Good day :)