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two strange things that have happened in the past 24 hours, but are TOTALLY true...

1) I was walking in Bryant Park in Midtown Manhattan and there was a guy in the park holding a sign that said, "STOP BIRD PORN!" He was passing out flyers. I managed to get one from him before a cop walked up to tell him to leave. Do you want to know what the flyer says? I knew you did :)


BIRD WATCHERS ARE VOYEURS!

According to the U.S. Fish and Wildlife service, 48 million people watch birds. A private research group, the Good Conduct society, has discovered Bird Watchers are more sexually active than others.

The elderly find that Bird Watching is not strenuous. And this erotic experience can be enjoyed privately through binoculars.

"Most disturbing," said the Society's director, Anaida Krok, "are the groups of Bird Watchers seeking vicarious sexual gratification in the woods. Shamelessly, they blatantly observe God's defenseless creatures mating."

LEAVE THE BIRDS ALONE!

*there is a picture of two birds kissing under the text of the flyer*

www.stopbirdporn.org
info@stopbirdporn.org

Keep in mind I am not making this up at all. I will be more than happy to show you the flyer when and if you ever see me. I have sworn to keep it in my wallet at all times. I also have a picture of the man in my cell phone.

2) There are men dressed as snow fairies outside of the office building where I work right now. One of them is walking on stilts, so he looks like a 9 ft. tall snow fairy.

3) Leon (a co-worker) was talking on the phone to someone, but I thought he was talking to me. I was responding as if he was until I realized he wasn't talking to me at all. This is the 3rd time this has happened and the 1st time he has noticed.

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