Q.Ledbetter takes your questions!!!!!
*The following is the script from an on-line Q&A session with Q.Ledbetter. You will find the exchange between Q.Ledbetter and his adoring fans to be quite informative.
Q.Ledbetter, why are you so awesome?
--Susan Carter, Kentucky
Well Susan, the fact of the matter is that we are all born awesome. It is up to all of us to maintain that awesomeness and let it develop as the years progress. I sustained my awesomeness for a number of years when I was a young lad, but there came a time when everyone around me became unawesome. If my memory serves correctly, between the ages of 12 and 23 everyone kinda sucked. It was not until recent years when everyone "got on my level", so to speak. Before then everyone sucked.
So, to answer your question. I don't know why I am so awesome. I just am. If you would like to learn how to be as awesome as me, I suggest you practice kicking ass and taking names. That way you will have a record to uses as a time line of your Awesomeness Stream. You can utilize this Awesomeness Stream if you get to a point in your life when people are doing on-line Q&A's about your accomplishments.
Q.Ledbetter, my girlfriend claims she loves me, but she is always ranting on and on about you. When we roll play in the bedroom she often makes me wear a tshirt with your picture on it. What should I do?!
Travis Trenton, Missouri
Travis, this is an issue that plagues many American men everyday. I suggest you write a letter to your congressman to have me banned in your state. This is the only way.
Q.Ledbetter, your music has been described as being responsible for the tingle in the pelvis of 94.7% of people around the world. How do you maintain such poise when presented with such staggering statistics?
Karen Seung, Korea
Really? 94.7%? I was under the impression that it was a full 95% Perhaps, the time when I took that 3 month vacation to Miami with my good friends Lucy Liu and Jessica Alba I relaxed a little too much and lost some of my fan base in my due to seclusion from the media. Let me take this opportunity to apologize for being away for so long, but Lucy and Jessie are very demanding and required my full romantic attention.
Anyways, to answer your question Karen, I just take a deep breath and thank the Heavens that I have the mojo to spin the world on my pinky finger like a Harlem Globe Trotter.
Q.Ledbetter, when will we expect to see you on the movie pictures?!
Walter Brickston, Maine
First off Watler, I don't want to ever hear you refer to movies as "movie pictures". Come on, man. Grow a pair!
But, to answer your question, most people don't know this, but I played the Mogwai in the first "Gremlins" movie. Most people will tell you its a puppet, but that is actually how I looked when I was a child. I was so cute that they didn't even use make up on me. I didn't need it.
Q.Ledbetter, what does a Vice President of the United States do?
Sarah Palin, Alaska
Well Sarah, the Vice President is kind of a "teammate" to the President and they get to run the whole Senate and get in there and make some good policy changes. So in essence, a Vice President can be a maverick and reform the government.
I could be WAY OFF, though, so don't quote me on that because you might end up sounding like a fucking idiot.
Q.Ledbetter, will you marry me?!?!
Q.Ledbetter, how will you fix the economy?
Thomas Leui, Washington DC
The government has called me on the phone and I told them like this, "Listen Government, I'll loan you $700 Billion dollars out of my savings and the rest is up to you! You'll get nothing more out of me!" Government accepted my offer, so we'll see what happens next.
Q.Ledbetter, will you ever run for office?
Levi Jordan, Washingon
Not without a new pair of running shoes..LOL HAHA ROTFLMAO LMAO LOL LOL LOL!!!! Ok folks! We're havin' fun!
Q.Ledbetter, my husband of 10 years all of a sudden stopped listening to me when I talk to him. It is putting a strain on our marriage. What should I do?!?!
Aubrey Ashton, Kansas
The best advice I can give you is to either shut up or start saying things that are interesting.
Q.Ledbetter, I love you!
Q.Ledbetter, what is your take on politics?
Steven Laguna, California
I've always wondered how people can have a "take" on things. What does it mean to "have a take" on something that is not tangible? You, and everyone else who uses this phrase, should rethink your queries.
I am aware that this does not answer your question, but try asking something that doesn't suck.
Alright, that's all for now folks. I'm sorry I didn't get to all of you, but I have a bit more awesoming to do. So, love to those who love and hate alike.