yeah....i actually said that.
The following is actual dialogue that occurred between me and a woman as our conversation was winding down.
ME: Ok, go ahead to sleep. I don't know what I'm gonna do with myself. I'm still wide awake.
HER: Take a nice hot bath...that'll help.
ME: Wow, I haven't taken a bath in YEARS!
ME: I mean...ya' know....I uhhh....I take showers.
HER: Right....of course.
ME: Yeah, I just meant that I haven't taken a bath in a long time.....oh GOD.