never under estimate your body parts
So, in light of having my cold, I have developed a new cold sore. Its name is Veronica. She is from France.
I feel much better than the past two days. My cold is going away, but my nose is still being a michevious little prick. It wont stop running. This morning I asked it why its been giving me so much trouble lately. The following argument ensued:
ME: Nose, why are you running so much lately.
NOSE: I'm in training.
ME: Training? What on Earth could you be training for?
NOSE: The olympics, asshole. I'm going to be running track.
ME: Is that why you've been running so much.
NOSE: Why else would a nose run, silly?!
ME: Allergies and sinus issues.
NOSE: Nope. I'm in training for the olympics. I'm going to run track.
ME: You can't do that.
NOSE: ...and why not, may I ask?!
ME: Well, first off....you're a f--king NOSE!
NOSE: I knew it.
ME: Knew what.
NOSE: You're racist against noses!
ME: Why would you think that for one second?! Why would I be racist against my own nose?!
NOSE: I dunno...you tell me you self-loating son of a bitch.
ME: Look all I'm saying is, I don't think that they would accept a running nose to compete in the olympics. Its never been done.
NOSE: Let me ask you something Q.Ledbetter......
NOSE: Have you seen the movie, Rudy.
ME: Of course I have, its a classic film about a young man who dreams of playing football for his University and no one believes in him.
NOSE: Right....and what happens in the end?
ME: He finally gets to play for a few seconds.
NOSE: Right. Don't you see the similarities between Rudy and myself?!
NOSE: Later Rudy went on to become Sam, the Hobbit in Lord of the Rings.
ME: Ok, now you're getting out of hand.
NOSE: ....and did Sam, the Hobbit not save Froto, the Hobbit in his time of need?!
ME: Listen, this is ridicul---
NOSE: DIDN'T HE?!?!?!
ME: Yes, but.....
NOSE: Alright, so if I want to be the best running nose I can be, then I have to be in training; and that means I have to be running all the time.
ME: Its making me uncomfortable, though. I'm tired of having a running nose 24/7.
NOSE: Well, I'm sorry, but its time for me to step out on my own and be an independent woman.
ME: Woooooah....you're a chick nose?
ME: Why don't I have a man nose?
NOSE: I don't know you bastard.
NOSE: Now if you'll excuse me I have to get back to running.
ME: You're such an asshole.
NOSE: Aahhhhhh, blow me!
And thats the story of why my nose is running all the time. Its not allergies or sinus issues as I previously thought. Its just plain ol' (admirable) determination to make a dream a reality.