Man Test Score: FAILED
My co-workers are catching on that I'm not into typical male things (sports, cars, strip clubs, burping, farting, talking about "fuckin' bitches", etc) and my knowledge of these typical male things are minimal at best.
One of my co-workers is a really cool guy, but he is into typical male things, so he and I don't have much to talk about. Whenever he tries to start conversations with me I respond as if he's speaking another language.
More recently he has started asking me random questions:
"Quincy, when was the last time you went to a strip club? Do you even enjoy the strip club?"
"Quincy, did you see the game last night? Do you even watch sports?"
"Quincy, honestly....when was the last time you had a girl over to visit you at your place?"
Today, my co-worker showed me a graph he's been keeping of my "Man Status". By his standards, I'm no where close to being a real man. I think the whole thing is really funny. He says my evaluation isn't finished yet, which I guess is good.
More as this develops.