Daniel Johnston is performing at Highline Ballroom in NYC on February 21st. I'm going. Would you like to come? Let me know. If you don't know who Daniel Johnston is, then google him. If you ask me I'd reply with a very long message about how great I think he is and how you should listen to him and you'd lose interest halfway through the message; so just google him.
The first thought that came to my mind when I woke up this morning was, "Yo! Outer space doesn't end....and there isn't any gravity out there!!!! How crazy is that?!?!"
I don't know why I thought of that first thing in the morning and I don't know why I'm so amazed by it.
I went to MACY's immediately after work last night because I have a Christmas gift card for $25. I'm not accustomed to shopping at MACY's, so I was not aware that everything in there is terribly over priced. It got to a point where I was hunting for anything worth buying that was under $25. It didn't happen.
I mean, let me know if I'm the only person who thinks that paying $80 for a pair of jeans is too much. I don't think it makes sense when an equally trendy and comfortable pair of jeans is available to me at TARGET for $24.
I still have the $25 MACY's gift card and I'll sell it to anyone of you for $15. This gives you a $10 profit. Its almost like me saying, "Who wants $10? If you want $10 I'll give it to you."
After roaming about MACY's for a little over 30 minutes I decided to roam around TARGET for even longer. I picked up a few items that I needed, but kinda sorta not really. TARGET is full of things that you need, but kinda sorta not really. Things like: eye cream, extra tough bristle scrubbing utensils, pocket hand sanitizers, teddy bears, top hats, et cetera.
Anyways, I ended up spending quite a bit on things I needed, but kinda sorta not really.
I walked out of TARGET and decided to walk home. For some reason I thought this would be a good idea, since I had walked some ways from the train stop to the store. I figured walking home would be the same as walking to the train stop.
The good news: The one hour walk home was great exercise.
The bad news: I proved to myself (once again) that I'm not too bright.
So, I don't know if you've noticed, but I have a section in my MySpace photos set aside for my Business/Administrative Team. You will find that I have employed the Cookie Monster as my bodyguard. A lot of people are jealous because mine and The Cookie Monster's relationship. To those people I say this:
Don't hate on me because the Cookie Monster cares enough about me to protect me from harm. Just because the Cooke Monster doesn't care about you doesn't mean that you should get all fussy and stuff.
NOTE: I'm saving a fart load of money because I'm paying him in Snicker Doodles instead of American currency. Its a pretty sweet deal.
"I'm gonna need you to step the f--k back please. Q.Ledbetter requires 10ft between himself and all other human beings."
have a wonderful day everyone :)
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