today we'll learn about the letter "Y"
I lied. Today we will NOT learn about the letter 'Y'. I tricked you.
Ummm...remember that girl I met a few weeks ago in DC that I gave my card to? Well, she did not give me a call. This is upsetting. I would've thought that after such a good 3-4 minute conversation she would give me a rama lama ding dong in my Sprint cellular phone. No such luck. In order to salvage what little ounce of pride I have left I will assume that she was drunk that night and does not remember meeting me.
...yeah, thats the ticket.
Ryan Conner has a website and has a picture section in it. This excites me because I took his most recent head shots. Everyday I go to his website to bask upon my glorious photography skills.
...but, wait...there are no photos. There is only a message to website visitors that he will post his photos by June 22, 2007...it is now August 27, 2007. He is very late.
A MESSAGE TO RYAN CONNER:
Babies cry everyday that you don't post your headshots. I'm not sure what kind of person you are, but I would hope that you aren't the type of person who enjoys when babies cry.
Ok folks...thats all I've got...as you can see I don't have much to offer. You should not be friends with me. Hanging out with me will make you dumber.