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Khadi does it again....

DISCLAIMER: This blog is going to get crude. I anticipate the word "penis" to rear its ugly hed numerous times within the context of this story.

Last night some of my roommates and I were discussing penis enlargement. Don't ask me how we started talking about penis enlargement...I don't remember. I've learned to block out memories and conversations that make me uncomfortable.

Anyways, Khadi (in true Khadi form) argued that penis enlargement through surgery is possible. I argued that only a fool would believe such madness. Quack doctors say they can perform procedures to enlarge penis size so they can take advantage of the male low self esteem. Khadi claimed he had seen a penis that was enlarged in a porno:

KHADI: Yo! I saw it. It was two different colors.

ME: Bullshit, Khadi!!!!

RISI: Dude, thats because of blood rushing to the tip from having so much sex.

ME: That makes more sense, Khadi.

KHADI: No! It was a white dude who had a dick of a different race. Like part of his dick was white and the other part was like a different race.

ME: You expect me to believe that, Khadi?

KHADI: LOOK IT UP!!!!!

ME: Fine! I'll Google that shit!

I left the room and went back to editing photos. I had no plans on entertaining the idea to google penis enlargement. No more than 5 minutes later Khadi comes downstairs to look over my findings. Since he was standing there, we did indeed hit up google.

I won't go into details, but as you would assume the results are not conclusive. There are a zillion sites that say penis enlargement is possible and a zillion others that say it isn't.

One thing is for certain, though....THERE IS NO CONCLUSIVE EVIDENCE THAT PENIS ENLARGEMENT IS POSSIBLE THROUGH STRETCHES, PILLS, MASSAGES, STEROIDS, OR SURGERY.

...don't belive the hype.

NOTE: There is no exaggeration or embelishment in this story. Its all true. Believe it or not, my house is really THAT crazy.

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