Filmmaker - Musician - Photographer

damn chico dogs!!!!

As you can see, I'm running out of ideas for bulletin subjects. I'm also running out of things to talk about. I'm tired of talking about myself in all these things; it makes me seem pompus.

Last night I met a girl who thought that Chihuahuas were called "Chico Dogs", which supports my belief that GOD wrote life as a comedy.

HER: It stinks outside!

ANOTHER GIRL: Hell yeah, it does! What is that?

HER: Its probably that damn Chico Dog that was running around out there!

ANOTHER GIRL: Yeah.....wait a second......a what?!

HER: A damn, Chico Dog...you know! That tiny dog.

ME: Do you mean a Chihuahua?

A DIFFERENT GIRL: Hahahahahaha....Chico Dog?!?!

HER: Chihuahua? Is that what they're called? Whatever. You know what I'm talkin' about.

I can't make this stuff up, ya'll.

NOTE: I'm not trying to make this girl seem stupid...she seems really smart.

Anyways, I've been having photo shoots up the wa-zoo lately. Its probably because I cut my prices drastically until the 25th. If you sent me your number to set up an apointment and I haven't gotten back to you, then I'm sorry. Things have been pretty crazy.

....that kinda brings me to my next point, which I will explain in the form of a short story:

A doctor has two patients that need appointments. Patient 1 send the doctor an e-mail asking what days are available and provides the days that they are available. Patient 2 sends the doctor an e-mail telling the doctor to reply to set up a time.

Keeping in mind that the doctor is VERY busy, who do you think is going to get the first available appointment?