I've had this blog for a long while. I'm going to start using it.
"Why, just now Q.Ledbetter? What prompted your sudden interest in the world of blogging?"
I dunno. I guess my addiction to Myspace isn't enough.
"Studies show that MySpace is a gateway addiction to other sites such as this one. Pretty soon you'll have a Friendster, FaceBook, and Hi5 account."
Nah, I doubt it. I had those before. They were the complete wackness.
"Your face is the complete wackness, Q.Ledbetter."
*sigh* Why must you always cut me so deeply imaginary man?
"I don't know, Q.Ledbetter.....I just don't know."